Call Me Chicken Hero!
You may recognize me, especially if you love the 80s. My name is Ralph Hinkley. Early in my life I was a school teacher in California. Then I met a couple of “extra” special friends who gave me some pretty tubular super powers. Because of my powers I even used to have my own TV show. “The Greatest American Hero.” Hey…that was me! Oh, and I DEFINITELY had the BEST theme song ever!
After three pretty radical years as a super hero, I was hoping for a simpler life. Get away from the Super hero life, and find my own happy. Where did I find it? On a Nebraska Chicken Farm! Heck, I already had the red suit, I didn’t know how ready I was to be a Nebraskan. GBR! But I’ve laid low since the 80’s, enjoyed the life on my chicken farm, and was happy to just be regular ol Ralph the chicken man.
But that wasn’t my path. A couple of weeks ago I heard a crazy ruckus out around the chicken coop. What did I see? One of my chickens found my old Super Hero Suit. I’m not exactly sure how it fits a chicken and a man the same way, but somehow it works. I tried my best to keep this on the down low, but our new Chicken Hero could not be contained. So if you have any troubles, know he is just around the bend. Your Chicken Hero!
